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Jets… Sharks…

It’s kind of interesting that as line dancers… we kind of get territorial. We love new people joining our ranks and learning our dances, but sometimes the turf wars begin.

Those who have hung out with us probably know what we’re talking about. You have your regulars that go to any country bar. They know their dance floor, their dances and their people. If you’re not being a total toolbox, and they’re in good moods, the regulars will teach you what they know. [Remember: The key is "not being a total toolbox." If you are sloppy drunk wanting to learn steps, you might get pointed a few directions but mostly you're going to become an unwelcome annoyance. It's not just us. I've watched this elsewhere.]

The night is fine and then ‘uh oh.’ A song gets requested. It’s not just any song. It’s a song that has been phased out, nobody likes, or is just one that nobody knows a dance to. Then it happens. Out of the corner of the regulars’ eye, a new set of boots step onto the dance floor. And not only are they on your turf… they know the dance. And it’s not a dance the regulars know. It might be a good dance. It might be a perfectly alright fabulously fun one, but somebody else is doing it… and it’s somebody that they don’t know. Under their breath, there are snide remarks (most of which are a bit out of insecurity, jealousy, or just being territorial).

You half expect folks to pop their collars, slick back their hair, snap their fingers in time, and start singing and dancing in strange unison to a musical that involved a girl named Maria. (Okay, so the dancing in unison happens… but just not with the words “Jets” and “Sharks” involved.) It’s kind of like high school again. Everybody thinks they are the best and everybody else be damned: you gotta earn your way into the ranks. If you’re not a toolbox, they’ll let you in. [Again: Don't be a tool.]

And this goes the opposite direction as well. I went to another Saddleridge this past weekend. The bar, in itself, was pretty nice. It’s newer so the place didn’t look beat up and run down. The bouncers and security folk made sure drinks spilled were cleaned. Everything didn’t look sticky, and hell, even the mechanical bull didn’t look like you’d get twenty five diseases by just breathing the air around it. The first thought that crossed my mind: our dance floor in Pittsburgh is better. No, not better by quality since ours needs refinished pronto. Better in size… and, in my mind, better in quality. And then I realized (laughing at myself), that I’m mentally part of the turf wars even if I just joined the turf six months ago. Do I think our (my and Kalli’s) cowboys at Saddleridge dance better? Hell to the yes. I think they’d eat those cowboys alive any day of the week. Do I kind of think that mental need to have a turf war is silly? Absolutely. But I couldn’t help it.

Bottom line, though, is that the more people who line dance the better. The “other” Saddleridge fell into the same problem ours does. It becomes a crapfest of hip-hop, club wear, drunk flailing, and insanity. There was only a handful of maybe ten people (ours has more than that usually) that were holding up the good name of country western line dancing while getting smothered on a super tiny dance floor by the girls in skirts that were way too short for their body types and enough sequins to blind Helen Keller.

Bottom line: there is none. The whole analogy is silly even if it is true… and all in all, no matter what the turf is, just dance. [And keep the drunk party girls and hip-hop boys out of our way.]

Time I Added A Little Somethin Somethin

So, since I have been incredibly busy with work and lazy on the home front I figured I’d at least post something on here.  I guess the best thing for me to discuss this late at night is the “country western” bar we all love to hate.  Good old Saddle Ridge.  I mean, at least we can go and dance there…when the floor isn’t too wet from spilled drinks or the floor isn’t covered with wasted chicks in their mini dresses who have wandered over from Barroom.

Saddle is just like high school for grown ups.  There is every single personality trait in there and the cliques have only reached the age to drink alcohol.  There are the cool kids, which I guess is the corner of the bar that I have somehow managed to infiltrate (though I am a huge nerd).  These are the guys and gals who consider themselves to be the dancing crowd.  We go and hide out by the dj and hope that the wastoids will avoid us.  Theres the flirt (I like to think I am in that category).  The mean girls are still around.  They are just a little older but they look down their noses at all us normal people like we stepped in something staaaaanky.  The weepy girls.  The drama queens…and kings.  The nerdy guy who likes to think he is in with the cool crowd, when actually everyone avoids him like the plague.  The sluts in their mini dresses, the wannabes. The jocks who sit around in their tight t-shirts and straw hats hitting on any girl that walks by.  The one guy everyone adores who walks between all crowds is still there. And at our ages add in the bachelorette parties,the older couples, and random people I am sure I am missing.  We are all accounted for!!

I like seeing the social cliques in action.  Its like watching a tv reality show only I’m involved!  The rumor mill in this bar is never ending.  I have heard that I have dated/slept with at least 4 guys that I am proud to say I have NEVER EVER been out with.  There is always some type of drama.  People can be heard whining to their friends in the bathroom, crying into their phones outside or if you’re really lucky puking their guts out in front of the bar.  Sometimes there are people dry humping each other to the point that you think their crotch may catch fire.  Yet we all go back.

Don’t get me wrong…people are usually friendly, and I feel a lot safer here than in any other bar that I would frequent. I love being able to have a crowd of people to get my line dance on with and having a beer with friends therefore saddle is a plus.  Until I hit the lottery and buy a really sweet bar that I won’t let turn into a night club it’s the best I’ve got!  Besides I like to think I fill out a few of the high school stereotypes and need to make sure I keep the rumors about me flying!  So come see me at saddle, join in on the flirting and the booty shaking and make sure you ALWAYS dance like nobody is watching!

Applejacks (Line Dance to “Devil Went Down to Georgia”)

Learning Applejacks is not as fun as the cereal… at first.  It definitely is the hardest footwork I’ve learned to date… my knees just don’t like it (nor does my balance issues), but I like it so I’ll make the rest adjust to me.

If anybody wants to learn this dance, this is the best video I’ve found teaching it.  I’d like to say I’ve had some of the guys from Saddleridge trying to teach me it, but it was more like taunting because Kalli and I couldn’t figure it out yet.  I have been to the point of wanting to lay on the floor to watch the footwork and how things are balanced, but I decided against it since I probably would have caught at least ten diseases from some of classy folk spilling over from Barroom on any given  night.

Any who, I learned it in a few hours off this video… the trick is remembering weighting depending on the direction… and then getting everything up to speed.

Keeping me sane

Eric Church is keeping me sane this evening.  (Just downloaded the rest of this album from iTunes… not sure what took me so long to complete it.)

An’ how ’bout you?
Do you feel the way I do?
To tell the truth,
I think we’re the chosen few.
But that’s just me:
How ’bout you?